My name is Anthony Szpak, and no one has ever pronounced my last name correctly (if you’re curious it’s like the Vulcan with the awesome ears or the doctor who thinks he knows about babies.) I live in Los Angeles with my wife and our dog, Sunny. Both have saved my life more times than I care to admit. I’ve performed standup on Comedy Central and had a development deal with Paramount, which came and went. I’ve sold pilot scripts to 20th Century Fox, FX, and Castlerock. I’ve had movie scripts almost get made, and I’ve cried openly on the street. I moved into a retirement community when I was twenty-three. I cooked an amazing steak once. I’ve been to three continents, and I sang “Baby Got Back” at a karaoke club/Mexican restaurant.